Tuesday, December 10, 2013

percakapan 4 orang



1.      Ghost             
2.      Kevin             
3.      Monica          
4.      Steven            
                                                Sacred Forest

            One day, a group of teens was preparing for camping in the forest. They are looking for the right place to put up a tent. After walking around the forest, they arrived at a strategic place.

Monica            : what we will camp here ?
Kevin              : of course , we could enjoy the scenery here .
Steven                         : are you sure ? This place
is very scary .
Kevin              : take it easy , no I'm here . hahahah
Monica            : yeah , ghost will run away because saw he .
Steven             : your face is more scary than ghosts .
Kevin              : what the heck ? Handsome face like this in say scary .
Monica            : stop , let's set up a tent .
Steven             : okay .

they also set up a tent .

Kevin              : mon , I 'll go look for firewood .

Monica            : Wait a minute . also
I want to take a river water .
Kevin              : let's fast !
Steven                         : wait . You intend to leave me alone ?
Monica            : oh my god . We
are not will be going for a long time.
Steven                         : okay . Hurry back .
Kevin              : okay bro .

            Monica and Kevin left Steven alone. Monica and Kevin has been get the goods they want. They walked back to the tent. Monica suddenly tripped stone and she fell off.

Monica            : damn ! damn rock !
Kevin              : what are you talking ? watch your mouth !
Monica            : dont lecture me !
Kevin              : I'm just reminding you to keep your tongue in a place like this .
Monica            : okay , up to you.

            A mysterious grandmother there came over to them. Suddenly the grandmother was condemn Monica.

Grandmother   : trust me , you will not survive ! (pointing monica )
Monica            : why ? Who are you ?
Grandmother   : You do not need to know who I am . You say dirty in the woods . You would  
not have survived .
Monica            : You are not entitled to set my life, and I will be fine.
Grandmother   : unfortunately, you dont know about this forest.

Kevin              : what's wrong with this forest ?
Grandmother   : he who says not good and relieving themselves carelessly in the woods to                           die.
Kevin              : how can it be ?
Grandmother   : because this is a sacred forest.

            Grandmother suddenly mysteriously disappeared. Monica and Steven was very confused. They tried to look her at surrounding, but nothing.

Kevin              : hey , where 's gran
dmother ?
Monica            : to hell for the grandmother . Let's go back to the tent .

            They were walking back to the tent. Steven is very anxious waiting for their return. Upon their arrival at the tent, Steven rebuked them.
Steven                         : you guys so long ?
Monica            : sorry steve , A grandmother trying preach to us.
Kevin              : mon , watch your mouth !

Steven             : who 's grandmother ?
Kevin              : I don
t know , he just gave a message to us for  not say dirty and defecated                       carelessly .
Monica            : enough, to hell for the grandmother . I want to rest. I'm so tired .
            Monica leave them to rest. After that they followed. They also slept very peacefully. Steve wake up in middle of the night because of dying for a pee.
Steven             : bro , wake up bro .
Kevin              : what’s up bro ?
Steven                         : I wanna to go to take a pee.
Kevin              : Okay , be careful.
            Steven left the tent far enough. He was running find somewhere to pee. And he stopped at a large tree.
Steven             : oh , I'm not strong anymore.
Steven                         : huh , finally relieved too .
Ghost              : hey , how dare you pee carelessly ?
Steven                         : who are you ?
Ghost              : I guard this place . you must die .
Steven                         : no , I do not want to die. (while running from ghosts )
Steven kept running from ghosts. But, Steven dropped dead on the spot. But his friend was not aware of it. The next day Monica and Kevin woke up. They were very surprised, because Steven there is no in the tent.
Monica            : hey , where steven ?
Kevin              : night she goes to pee . But he did not return .
Monica            : Are you serious ?
Kevin              : yes , I'm serious . I was reminded of a message grandmother we met yesterday .
Monica            : Let 's go find him.
            Monica did not care about kevin sayings and asked her to look for steven. They find Steven at all places in the forest, when Monica on the river bank suddenly she met the mysterious grandmother with a scary face that they met yesterday. Monica was very surprised. And monica realize if it was a ghost mysterious grandmother.
Monica            : Ghosts . !
            The ghost was pushing Monica to fall in the river.
Monica screamed for help. but kevin ignored.
Monica            : help me ... help me ...
Kevin              : ( not responding ) What's that
voice?
Monica            : help me ...

Kevin realized if the voice was Monica. But, he was too late. Monica has sunk.
Kevin              : Monica ! ! ! ! ! ! !
            Kevin so sorry that he could not save his friend who has been swept away. And when she turned around, he saw that Steven was lying dead.
Kevin  : God ... why is this all happening? I have lost two friends in the forest. Sorry guys, I can not save you. (Crying)

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

HUMOR

TEBAKAN

*kalau mentah hijau, kalau matang kuning, yang tau monyet doang, apaan???
*yang menjawab pisang, pasti termasuk keluarga besar monyet,,,
hahahahahaha

ORANG MENINGGAL

CUCU : kek, orang meninggal yang sakit apanya hayoo...????
KAKEK : nggak tau
CUCU : ya perutnya donk !
KAKEK : lho kok bisa ?
CUCU : masa' ada orang mati tangannya dikepala....!!!!

ENAK DUDLU

"Enak mana, jaman dulu dengan jaman sekarang,kek?" tanya seorang cucu pada kakeknya.
"jelas enak jaman dulu, Cu, " jawab sang kakek.
"Enak apanya kek? padahal jaman dulu itu kan jaman susah"
"sebab jaman dulu itu gigi kakek masih utuh........." 

GARIS MIRING

          Pada suatu malam di adakan operasi KTP di "Hotel" dari operasi itu tertangkap 3 oarng, masing-masing seorang wanita, laki-laki dan banci.
polisi    : siapa namamu? alamat? jenis kelamin : laki2/wanita?
memet : tinggal di jakarta, laki-laki pak !
polisi    : kamu ?
wanita  : siti, say tinggal di semarang wanita pak!
polisi    : yang terakhir ?
banci    : shella pak! saya tinggal di durabaya pak!
polisi    : jenis kelamin ?
banci    : (Dengan centil si banci menjawab) garis miring pak!
polisi    : lho ????
banci    : iya donk pak, kan naggak ada pilihan lagi !!!
polisi    : ???!!!


NB : MOHON MAAF APABILA ADA KESAMAAN NAMA ATAU GELAR KARENA INI           HANYA CERITA

Saturday, November 24, 2012

membaca cepat


MEMBACA CEPAT

       Membaca cepat adalah kemampuan sesorang yang di ukur dengan teknik dan waktu tertentu

Teknik membaca cepat ada 2 :
  1. sekiming adalah teknik membaca cepat untuk mengetahui inti sari dari bacaan tersebut contoh : membaca buku, membaca Koran,dsb.
  2. Scaning adalah teknik membaca cepat untuk mengetahui informasi tertentu. Contoh : membaca kamus, buku telepon, dsb
Hal-hal yang harus di hinadari dalam mebaca memaca :
Vokalis membaca dengan bersuara
  • Membaca dengan menggerakkan bibir
  • Membaca dengan mengerakkan kepala
  • Membaca dengan menunjuk dengan jari
  • Membaca mundur

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

TENSE




a.    PRESENT  TENSE
Rumus :
+ } S + V1(s/es)+ O
- } S + Do/does + not + V1 + O
? } Do/does + S + V1 + O ?
Example :
+ } Sisca Reads book everyday
- } Sisca does not Read book everyday
? } does Sisca Read book everyday

b.     PAST  TENSE
Rumus :
+} S+ V1 +O
-} S+ did not+ V1 +O
?} Did + S + V1 +O ?
Example :
+} I went to school everday
-}I did not go to school everday
?} Did you go to school everday ?
c.     FUTURE  TENSE

Rumus :
(+)  S + shall/will+ V1+O
( -)  S+ shall/will + not + V1+O
(?)  shall/will+ S + V1+O ?
Example :
(+) I will watch a movie tonight
(-)  I will not watch a movie tonight
(?)will  you watch a movie tonight?

Monday, November 19, 2012

kewarganegaraan sma kelas x

soal-soal sejarah kelas sma X



  1.   soal-soal  sejarah 
Pembagian zaman kehidupan di dunia ada 4 yaitu, kecuali…
a.        Palaeozoikum
b.       Mesozoikum
c.       Mesolitikum
d.      Kainozoikum
e.       Arkhaikum

     2.      Yag tidak termasuk hasil kebudayaan pada zaman Megalitikum ( Zaman Batu Besar ) adalah…
a.       Dolmen
b.      Punden berundak-undak
c.       Menhir
d.      Arca-arca
e.       kapak persegi

    3.      corak istimewa dari zaman Neolitikum ( Zaman Batu Muda ) adalah…
a.       kepandaian dalam mengasah alat-alat
b.      mahir dalam membuat rakit-rakit
c.       berburu menggunakan berbagai  jenis kapak
d.       menjadi dasar kebudayaan “REVOLUSI”
e.       bahan bangunannya di buat dari batu-batu besar

      4.      benda-benda hasil kebudayaan zaman batu Tua  adalah sebagai berikut, kecuali……
a.       kapak perimbas
b.      kapak penetak
c.       pahat genggam
d.      kapak genggam
e.       Dolmen

      5.      kehidupan bercocok tanam yang pertama kali di kenal oleh manusia adalah…
a.       meramu
b.      bertanam
c.       berladang
d.      mengembang
e.       berhuma
      6.      periode perkembangan budaya masyarakat awal di indonesia adalah….
a.       Zaman batu & zaman logam
b.      Zaman batu & zaman perunggu
c.       Zaman primer & zaman tertier
d.      Zaman logam & zaman perunggu
e.       Zaman batu & zaman tertier
       7.      Para ahli menafsirkan bahwa pembuatan alat-alat berburu, alat potong, dsb. Adalah jenis manusia ….
a.       Megantrophus
b.      Pitecanthropus
c.       Homo sapiens
d.      Homo wajakensis
e.       Homo erectus
     8.      Fosil yang termasuk dalam lapisan pleistosen tengah di temukan oleh…..
a.       Von koenigs wald
b.      Van peitschotten
c.       Eugene dubois
d.      Dubois brandes
e.       Teuku Jacob

      9.      Bercocokk tanam yang di kenal dengan berhuma berarti….
a.       Membiarkan tanah tidak subur
b.      Membersihkan hutan yang tidak digunakan
c.       Menanami ladang yang kosong
d.      Membersihkan ladang dan menanaminya
e.       Menfaatkan hutan rimba

      10.  Persebaran kapak persegi dan kapak lonjong peninggalan sejarah banyak di temukan di….
a.       Indonesia
b.      Cina
c.       Vietnam
d.      Filipina
e.       Taiwan